Look at this MAN below! First off he goes over to Germany and blows away the top talent at the ripe age of “not being able to drink here in the US yet” and plays on the top German team. Then…yes then…he comes into the men’s national team…huge expectations of being the next coming, in a sport the millennials want desperately to have be good here. Heck! I don’t even know he’s old enough to be called a millennial! Is he?
He scores the first goal last night to beat Panama to essentially ensure us a ride in the roller coaster of the World Cup! He then takes off his shirt…lays down…kicks his feet up…and shows off this beautiful display of shoulder art pretty much indemnifying him as an American hero!!! Look at that eagle! Look at the flag!
Some olympians (which I would think Christian is headed for at some point) get a nice little set of five rings on the shoulder. Not this kid! He gets the call up to the national team and goes all out shoulder tattoo! Boom! Welcome…and thank you Mr. Pulisic! Here’s to another twenty or so years of your joyful goals.